PRESENTER In the
wake of recent news that Tiger dung can keep nuisance cats at bay our roving
reporter has set up a microphone at Edinburgh Zoo, to eavesdrop on the Tiger
GORBYCHOPS In a strong
Russian accent….Hey, Bengal. What a kind of a Tigerr arre you anyway?
BENGAL A very rich wan Gorby unlike
your Siberian brood.
GORBYCHOPS Rrrich. How'd you mean ….. Rrrrich
been getting intae the recycling business, so ah Huv.
Pravda, glasnost and perestroika?
goin native again, big man, so yur. Keep rat up an ye’ll be feelin the edge o’
GORBYCHOPS I mearnt to say whit arre you
that news report came oot, you know the wan aboot keeping cats oot yer garden,
ave been making masel a wee fortune selin crap tae the Neds. No oot o’ ma way
Gorby, cause ave got tae drap wan an mix it wie a wee drap mud tae spread it
oot. No whit ah mean?