Headline: Famous Author, J. K. Bowring, gets
Her much awaited 212th sequel to a now
forgotten book could even be delayed by several days. Millions of fans protest
in the street and threaten to sue if they are deprived of the book by even 10
www.weird-websites.com Date: 21st February
JayKay: (In a whining voice) I really can’t think today.
Super-Alter-Ego: That’s not like you JayKay – you are such
a wonderful writer – everything you write is so amazingly brilliant and always
so very, very original . . .
JayKay: I know – I really am fantastic. But today I have
Super-Alter-Ego: Writers-Block!?!? What’s that.
JayKay: That’s when you want to write but nothing seems
to come out.
Super-Alter-Ego: Ridiculous - that’s like saying someone
(Putting on a mocking voice) ‘Oh I put on my running
shorts and shoes and went out into the street. I wanted to run but you know it
just wouldn’t happen. I tried to put one foot in front of the other but I just
(In normal voice) There’s no such thing as Writers-Block.
So just get on with the writing and stop moaning.
JayKay: But the words just won’t come . . .
Super-Alter-Ego: Then do what you usually do!
JayKay: What’s that?
Super-Alter-Ego: Read a few good kids book and steal all
the best bits!!!!