|Humorous Scripts: INDEPENDENCE DAY
||Author: Douglas Brown
by Doug Brown
An independent Scotland would have to apply to join EU
Political Spokesman: It’s been argued repeatedly that a breakaway from the union
would result in seamless independent status.
News Anchor: So do you think independence is a viable possibility in the near
Spokesman: Well it could happen if talks between the two factions break down any
further. Every time they get close to the table, they seem to be speaking
different languages! Given such differences a split is becoming more and more
Anchor: Is it true that if the separatists had their way they could lose their
status in the European Union?
Spokesman: Interesting point! A senior member of the EU asserted that under such
circumstances a newly independent country having formerly been a EU member would
have to re apply, a process that could take months and even years to complete.
Anchor: Surely that would have a serious impact on the countries economic
stability, resulting in a ‘NO’ vote in a Scottish referendum?
Spokesman: No, NOT Scotland! BELGIUM!
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