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                                                           BINS R US


Based on the news report that Scottish citizens may soon be taxed on the weight and content of their rubbish (garbage).


REPORTER                       Scottish citizens are soon to be issued with the    latest in whiz technology that stores personal information more securely than ever before. 


NEWS ANCHOR             And will the citizens of Scotland be much  safer when these security gadgets are  introduced?


REPORTER                    Naw. Naw It's no yon biometric passports! Its  yon  'pay as yer throw' microchips, rat councils are fittin  tae yur wheelie bins.




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